It's ok.....
- To write threatening post-it notes on your food (Ross from friends style) using language that would make even your builder wince.
- To accept a dinner date invitation from a guy your not really into, just because you don't have any food in.
- To not have a job because it might interrupt your
drinkingstudy time.
- To invest in a fur coat, but not the £15 course textbook. Hey, you'll wear that baby for years to come!
- To befriend people with cars becayse they can drive you to Asda.
- To develop scurvey, as magazine subscriptions and Martini have replaced fruit and veg in your budget.
- When you see someone on campus you don't want to run into, and walk reeeeaaally slowly behind them, like a stalker.
- To spend your last £10 on conditioner instead of food and then call your mum telling her how hungry you are and can she please send you a food parcel.
- To scrape £2 together out of 5ps from your pockets, handbags and sofa, only to spend it on 'Glamour' instead of milk.
- To set an alarm for 8am so you can get up and make a dramatic show about getting ready for 'work', only to dive back into bed when your guest leaves (all that duvet to yourself, mmm !)
- To justify your overdraft by saying things like 'you really need to look at it as more of an investment than a bag'
- That you've already eaten two advent calendars because your parents weren't there to monitor you.
- To spend your rent on a vintage shopping spree. The streets may be cold, but you could in your fur hat collection.
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